The following conversation took place today at 11:01 am. I was particularly proud of it and wanted to share. Note. Some parts of the conversation have been edited for style and content. The names are as they appeared on the chat window. NOTE: After everything she says, I reserve the right to say "That's what she said," because that's what she actually said!
Nat: good plan! well im off to the tire store
(6 minutes)
me: enjoy yourself
have fun buying tires
and replacing them
and rotating them
and inflating them
and deflating them
and reinflating them
and then kicking them
and then driving on the rims
and then walking around
and then looking around
Nat: hahaha this is actually krista now
nat accidentally left his thing up
me: Nat, you are not a girl
we've been over this
Nat: no he's not
me: you are Nat
you are a man
Nat: but he definitely works with one
me: don't speak in 3rd person either, Nat
remember to take your medication
Nat: i'll try to remind him tomorrow
me: and don't forget your accordion lessons
no, you do it
you take your medication
this is your problem
Nat: if i take the medication i dont think its gonna have the same affect
call me crazy
me: not his or hers or the government's problem
Nat: hahaha
me: Crazy, don't forget your medication
and call you Nat, Crazy
Nat: ok i'm getting off now i officially feel weird talking as nat
1 year ago
5 comments:
I am proud to announce that the co-worker with whom I conversed invited me to be her facebook friend within the half-hour of our meeting.
It just never stops with you. I hope that you've ruined Nat's chances of getting any girl from his work.
...that's what she said
Josh, you wouldn't believe the riot you caused at work today. And really, you sacrificing Nat's potential social life for our entertainment? What's the problem?
considering most of our office consists of ladies well passed their prime, i don't think Nat was really worried about dating any of them
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