Monday, January 7, 2008

Bryant the Loser

Bryant you were engaged. Almost engaged. Then proposed to thrice. She left you at the altar on your wedding day.

I met you. Derek saw me. You just walked away. I'm blogging your story.

You came to BYU to avoid the friends of your ex-fiance who broke up with you on your wedding day. In her town of 60,000 people, 300 go to our school. You have met 7 of them. And they laugh at you.

You are a crap-magnet.

Thanks for sharing.

Yeah, no shhhh.

2 comments:

J. Guest said...

Yeah, Chauncey came over to read the blog. Chauncey lives with Bryant. I had to hide the name of the post so Chauncey wouldn't see.

Well, there you have it. We all had a good laugh at poor Bryant's expense.

DRock said...

HECK YES! His friend Chauncey just came over to check out this post and laughed. Then he said that we're just doing what Elder Ballard told us to do. He's the man. Bryant is a loser. Poor unfortunate soul.

HOLLAA!

 
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