Death to the Speakerbox

Dane, will you please tell your German life partners to come get their speakerbox out of our humble kitchenspace? We need more liebensraum, man.  Don't be a frau.

It seems as though the Elite 8 gene pool has been severely watered down and then urinated in.

Exhibit A: The Elite 8 seating list as of 9:42 MST.

Adam Paora George Ruri
Deidre Edmunds
Elizabeth Anne Bell
Summer Valynn Price
Nathanael Jones Harward
Rebecca Edwards
Riena Suene Kalilimoku
Nicole Leilani Erickson
Cynthia Louise Swenson
Ryan P Stewart
Preston Coe Rigdon
Steele Michael Kizerian
Brandon Alden Snow
Brooke Stevens
Ian Esplin
Suzanne Mace
Lowell John Crespo
Jessica Annik Crane
Ryan Joseph Harman Brunt
Kaeli Ann Widmer
Cassidy Sherene Berghoff
Amanda Kizerian
Catherine Lily Bell
Tarah Latimer Ogzewalla
John Harman Brunt
Andrew Ross Godard
Elise May
David Kirk Jenkins
Alexa Christine Smith
Derek Andrew Senior
Julie Christine Lisonbee
Aaron Patrick Smith
Benjamin Douglas Nielsen
Miriam Jackson
Tess Marie Brown
Sean Gregory Young
Daniel Bruce Rupper
Rebecca Ruth Paul
Eric Robert Bell
Bryce Douglas Allen
Heather Jolie Burt
Kevin Hansen Brown
Marcus Franklin Johnson
Norman Taylor Seibold
Sarah Beth Gillespie
Brent Keith Homer
Joshua C Guest,