Monday, March 31, 2008

Top Ten Most Unattractive Things for Girls to do Better than Guys

10. keep up with Sports Center
9. play football
8. pound food
7. guzzle drinks
6. belch after pounding said food and guzzling said drinks
5. fish
4. Settlers of Catan
3. fixing cars
2. two words: video games
1. one word: Halo
Most Attractive majors for girls
10. Dietetics
9. Dance
8. Art
7. MFHD
6. Exercise Science
5. Elementary Ed.
4. Music
3. Broadcast Journalism
2. Humanities
1. Nursing

Most Unattractive majors for girls
10. Business
9. Print Journalism
8. Religious Education
7. Philosophy
6. Physics
5. Social Work
4. Chemistry
3. Poli Sci
2. Engineering
1. Psychology

More TOP TEN

Top ten best person/object matchups

10. Mike Fonc. and LoveSac
9. Nat H. and BYUSA
8. Zack O. and "That's what she said..."
7. Dane R. and APEX
6. John Br. and Super Smash Bros.
5. John Cr. and Injuring Himself
4. Camilla P. and The Artist Formerly Known as ALLCAPS
3. Marshall and The Inspiration Behind the Artist Formerly Known as ALLCAPS
2. Alyssa M. and Stupid List
1. Jeremy L. and Stretchy Pants

TOP TEN

TOP TEN Best matches in the ward THEORETICAL
10. Mike Fonc. and Aimee Arch. (Both crazy)
9. Derek S. and Amy H. (Both Texans)
8. John Br. and Carly B. (Both hot...according to the "most attractive" list)
7. Zack O and Sarah Row. (Ben Fold's "Zack and Sara")
6. Dave H. and Laura N. (Two short beautiful people)
5. Mitchell P. and Ellie (Most spiritual)
4. Josh G. and Allie H. (Practically brother and sister)
3. Bryce A. and Chelsea T. (Aryans)
2. Nat and Sarah C. (Underrated artists)
1. John C and Ellie (Ward prayer = Divine matchmaking?)

TOP TEN Best matches ACTUAL (present and former)
10. Jordan and Kristen
9. Stephen and Rachel
8. Marshall and Camilla
7. Gretchen and Dane
6. Kristen and Dane
5. John Br. and Melissa
4. Derek and Camilla
3. John and April (1st time around)
2. John and April (2nd time around)
1. Bryce and Brooke

Monday, March 24, 2008

Another fallen...

Gentlemen, it's done; I have succumbed and I am now a facebooker. I have nothing else to say.

and the Elite8 is published again!

Alpine’s baggage

You’d be a fool to think you can compare
rent on a 12-month contract to an
8-month fall/winter rate. Because the
value of a Provo apartment diminishes
between April and September, the real
cost of a 12-month rate for the fall/winter
season is higher.

Suppose you decide to live in Provo’s
fresh and spicy Alpine Village next
year. At $375/month, the total cost of
your 12-month contract is $4,500. But if
for spring and summer terms we value
an Alpine Village apartment at $225
(which is generous considering many
s/s rates are cut more than half), your
real rent rate for fall/winter jumps to
$450 to cover the total $4,500. Gulp.

So for 1 1/2 times as much as most
students pay to live south of campus,
you get a small flat screen TV, granite
counter tops, an excessively large
bathroom area, the same bed you had
in the dorms and a personal “desk”
that’s really a table crafted with fine,
laminated particle board and imported
powder-coated steel.

Anyone who buys into the novelty
of Alpine Village deserves to suffer
the premium price of living in, as one
current tenant describes it, a “super
sweet” place that’s “always charging
and fining you for something.”

If you’re smart enough to avoid this
front, then you’re also smart enough to
know there are plenty of places where
you may buy into a healthy social
crowd without the extra baggage of four
months’ rent that you don’t need and no
one wants.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Article on Bryce Allen

JOSH GUEST
BYU Daily News

Bryce Douglas Allen is afraid of girls.

"Girls to me are rather confusing," Allen said. "And it's human nature to fear what you don't understand."

Contrary to his claims, the 21-year-old advertising major, studying at BYU, has no trouble getting along with others.

"Everyone in my family is pretty outgoing," Allen said. "We're always talking, there is always noise."

Allen epitomizes the classic American country-boy upbringing. His mother teaches kindergarten through eighth grade in a two-room schoolhouse. His father is a rancher who also happens to be the mayor of Allen's hometown of Antimony, population 170.

"I grew up in a pretty small town," Allen said. "Two hours from the nearest mall, one hour from Wal-Mart, one hour from the movie theater, one hour from McDonalds."

Though cut off from mainstream American culture, Allen does not consider himself any different from his peers, even among a diverse BYU student body.

"The fact that I grew up in a tiny town on a cattle ranch doesn't make me a hick or some social weirdo," Allen said. "I'm sociable, though deep down in my heart I am a little farm boy."

According Allen's roommate Nat Harward, 21, from Cincinnati, Ohio, Allen is easy to get along with.

"He always finds a way to say something clever," Harward said. "He is a center of attention because of his humor."

Allen has even put himself in harm's way to be a people person. When he was 13 years old, Allen was injured while trying to break up a fight between two classmates.

"I tried to break it up," Allen said. "One kid just shoved me and I broke my arm. So ever since I just stay out of it."

Five years from now Allen sees himself graduating from BYU, married with children, and teaching seminary.

"My secret dream is to become a seminary teacher," Allen said. "I'm going teach seminary to high school students and it's going to be awesome."



Thursday, March 6, 2008

Foxwood wards

According the BYU grounds webpage:

BYU 113th Ward:
Foxwood Apartments
La Jolla Condos
Pioneer House
Royal Oaks I

BYU 142nd Ward:
Foxwood Condos
Canterwood Condos (I think this is where Alyssa O'Bryant an co. lived after freshman year)
 
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