Apartment Meetings

Okay, so apartment 36 just had its very first apartment meeting with none other than our very own Stefen Zackery Oates conducting. Interestingly enough, the meeting lasted just as long as our old apartment meetings used to, although Joshua Guest was not present. Turns out that without the loud, obnoxious, completely irrelevant comments, outbursts, and otherwise indescribable verbal dilenquency of our beloved Josh Guest, Zack Oates can and will take up the same amount of time talking about who knows what, just vying to retain the center of attention. Therefore, take your pick: John Crespo trying ever so hard to keep the conversation focused amidst the ranting of Josh Guest, or Zack Oates using big lawyer words and wanting us all to vote on names for his new assortment of aquatic pets in Mason jars. I laughed harder in the old meetings . . .