Predictions for marriage order...

Dated 16.06.08. I included more than just the picks because I thought the dialogue would bring warmth and joy to your lives. Looks like Nat's completely out of the game, Josh is pretty off, and Derek and I are the closest. Josh and John C. just messed everyone up, way to go. I can't for the life of me figure out why we left Bryce off the list... Love and miss all you guys.

Josh: okay, new predictions for marriage order

 Derek: Dane

 Josh: anybody opposed?

 я: Okay

 Nat: go for it

 Derek: Dane goes first

 Josh: no

0:22 John

 Nat: we should keep the history

 Josh: John C goes

 Nat: see how positions change

 я: I vote Dane

 Derek: Dane

 Josh: did we blog the last vote we had?

 я: No

 Josh: fine, then John

 я: Okay

  WHat about Josh?

 Josh: then me... Next Summer

 я: WHen is that going to happen

  og

 Derek: Josh goes 3rd

 я: oh

 Derek: ok, everyone take turns

0:23 Josh you go first

 Josh: yes, I'll be married next summer if I have to marry a local girl

 Derek: give us the order

 Josh: My pics: John C, Dane, Josh, Derek, John B, Nat, Zack, Jeremy,

  I switch Derek with John B

0:24 Derek: ok, Jeremy

 я: Dane, John C, Josh, John B, Derek, Zack, Nat, Jeremy

 Derek: you're up

  ok

  Nat

0:25 my pics: Dane, John C., Josh, Derek, John B. , Zack, Nat Jeremy

 Nat: jeremy, john c, john b, dane, zack, josh, nat, derek

  someone's gotta pull for the dark horse candidate

  haha

 я: It's hard past the first three or four ish

 Josh: hahaha!

 я: Dark horse?

 Josh: I love that

 я: Thanks

 Josh: it's a 50:1 shot

0:26 so if you win, you win big

 Derek: I believe the odds are higher

 Josh: HAHAHA!

 Nat: you're only dark horse b/c everyone else is betting against you

 я: Including myself

 Derek: what makes you think that we're betting against anyone

 Josh: it's only dark because Jeremy will be living with me and therefore will be horribly embarrassed every time he brings a girl over

0:27 Derek: for all we know we're planning on all of these weddings taking place next summer

  Just ranging from May to August

 Josh: whoever Nat brings home won't be phased by my antics

  but Jeremy's girls will be tender and unaccustomed to our chicanery

 я: Yeah...

 Josh: seeing how they'll only be 11 years old

 Nat: hahaha

Appropriate for the Elite 8

John Crespo's future kid

Experiment

Trying to see if I can choose when the post is posted

Nat for Vice-President

I voted for BYUSA elections today. I took the exit poll and wrote this:

Garrett and Nat are by far the best. Nat is more best, but Garrett is also best. They are the best fighters. They are the best people. They will not own as much land as Brooke will. But they will do the best they can with the land they have. Hey, Nat! Those shoulder pads are really boss, man.

Where's My Money

If you owe Josh $18, please raise your hand.

[John, John, and Zack, that's your cue]

He shoulda been born in Brooklyn.

If only Jerry had been born in Brooklyn, he'd be jumping at the Apollo.